Friday, November 11, 2016

Fellow Libtards - Recommendations for the Next Four Years

If you're a fellow Libtard who trusted the Democrats to represent your Liberal interests, protect your civil rights, and ensure that the Alt-Right and/or a Clandestine Organization didn't conspire to steal your right of suffrage, then you're probably feeling: frightened, scared, betrayed, and generally like the Country has turned against you.

Here are some things to keep in mind for the next 4 years:

1.) This is probably what the Alt-Right feels like all the time. The underlying paranoia stoked by the firemen and women at Alt-Right outlets like Fox News. Up until now, we've taken their discourse for granted as some un-American bullshit. Turns out they were dead serious.

Imagine spending day after day, terrified of your own shadow, to the point that you have to strap on a gun to feel safe. That's been the overall pussified trend of the Alt-Right. Rather than stop watching the news, getting help with the PTSD or Paranoid Schizophrenia, or learning how to fight, the Alt-Right has decided they need to be armed to the teeth to feel safe.

Libtard answer is, "Bravo, first step in the Brutalization of Society (cough, cough...pussies)." Well, justified or not, that's the way they feel, day, after Alt-Right News Loving Day.

2.) The Second Amendment - Feeling like America was just stolen from you, yanked right out from under your feet, and worried that Donald J. Trump is going to be the next Hitler, sending his Gestapo door-to-door rounding up his chosen enemies and putting them into camps or deporting them?

Again, that's what the Alt-Right has been saying for years has been their concern. The underlying need to, as civilians, keep ourselves armed as a militia. Again, us Libtards have dismissed this as a bullshit argument, as the "militias" referenced in the constitution are fulfilled by the National Guard of each State, reporting to the Governor.

Unfortunately, the National Guard Reservists have been "called up" to their units, being used and abused as "Army Regulars" for about 15 years now. It was never the intent of the National Guard Reservists to function as Regular Army for this long, and now our National Guards are decimated, thus leaving the States without their militias.

So, if President Trump wants to give the Governor of your state a big "Fuck You" and send the Army marching in, there's not much your Governor can do without the National Guard. Ironically enough, this is when all of those Militia groups would come in handy, if they don't totally piss themselves and join with the Jack-Boot-stomping, "Heil Trump" shouting, Red Dawn overthrowers of American Democracy.

My Suggestion: Take advantage of the Liberal Gun laws we have in place currently, and gorge yourself on the copious buffet of assault weapons, "hunting" rifles, and military diaspora available to you thanks to the NRA. Lock them down in a hidden bunker in your basement, John Wick style, and pray the day never comes when you need them.

In fact, if I were a Muslim or Jew, I'd probably look into getting a Federal Firearms License and just open up my own shop. Kinda hard to badmouth "all them Jews and Muslims" when you control the supply of their hillbilly crack (not Meth, super sweet Guns & Ammo). You might even become friends to the point they realize they were just being a bunch of chickenshit pussies.

In the meantime, learn a self-defense technique, because you're probably going to have to deal with more than one emboldened Trump supporter and choke him (or her) the fuck out.

3.) Stop being such a Pussy! - While the Alt-Right media has felt free to lie, cajole, massage, or otherwise jerk-off the Truth, the "Liberal Media" has just been content to be, "The Media". There is NO Liberal Media. The closest thing we had was John Stewart of the Daily Show, and that was on Comedy Central.

We don't have a single, solitary, bastion of Liberal News to go Toe to Toe with the likes of Hannity, Coulter, O'Reilly, or any number of Alt-Right, lying-ass douche-bags that twist the truth for their own ends. (Just this week I responded to a tweet from Anne Coulter stating the GOP hadn't held the House, Senate, and Presidency since 1928, completely ignoring GW Bush.) So why don't we get some!

It's time for us to go toe-to-toe, head-to-head with this ridiculous Alt-Right bullshit and match it with equally preposterous claims and ideas, so instead of the Left being dragged lifeless into the middle, we force these ass-bags to compromise.

4.) Social Media - Finally, and I can't stress this enough, fuck social media or any other platform that just displays the "Teaser Headline" for any given article. Apparently 99.9% of people don't read the article, are too stupid to understand it, or really don't give a single shit.

I had discussions, anauseam, with several individuals who were making judgement's based off of WikiLeaks material posted to Twitter with the most inflammatory Header possible regarding the Clinton Emails. I tried and tried to explain that you start reading an email thread at the bottom, not the top, which is the opposite of twitter.

Might as well be trying to explain gravity to an orangutan.

So seriously, we have 4 years to get our Libtard shit together and fucking neutralize the Social Media propaganda machine that takes 1 racist asshole and connects him to 1000 racist assholes, so we get a bunch of emboldened racist assholes all super pissed off about the fact they don't know how to read.

5.) Or fuck-it, do nothing and see how that turns out for everyone.




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